Forgot Their Birthday? Send Caviar, Pretend You Didn’t.
We’ve all been there.
You open Instagram.
You see the post: “Feeling so loved today 💕🥹🎂.”
And you realize, with a full-body chill:
You forgot someone’s birthday.
Again.
Caviar: The Gift That Screams “I’m Thoughtful,” Even When You’re Not
Caviar has main character energy.
It’s elegant. It’s cold. It’s mysterious.
And when it arrives at someone’s door in a chic insulated pouch, it says:
“I had this planned. I am tasteful. I am better than your other friends.”
It ships fast – Like, overnight fast. They’ll never know you were panic-refreshing your calendar at 11:42 p.m.
It feels custom – Caviar is a love language. Especially when paired with a pearl spoon and a note that reads “Happy Birthday, Eat The Riches.”
It’s unexpected in a good way – Not like your texts. Like… actually good.
Who Is This Gift For?
Friends with expensive taste and low tolerance for lateness.
Lovers who say “Don’t worry about it” but absolutely do.
Bosses, mentors, parents, and people you’re trying to impress-slash-outperform.
Yourself. You forgot your own birthday last year and we’re still unpacking that.
Panic Looks Good on You
Here’s the truth:
Most last-minute gifts feel like last-minute gifts. (Lookin’ at you, digital Starbucks card.)
But caviar?
Caviar feels intentional. Like it arrived chilled because you’re just that composed.
Some Phrases to Include in the Gift Note (to sell the illusion):
- “Knew this was your vibe.”
- “Had it shipped straight from my caviar guy.”
- “A little salty. Just like you.”
- “What? You thought I’d forget?” (gaslight with flair)
TL;DR: When in Doubt, Roe It Out
Your gift doesn’t need to be planned.
It just needs to be delicious, overnighted, and slightly unhinged.
So go ahead:
Forget their birthday.
Just don’t forget the jar of Hey Caviar that’ll save your reputation.
Need a last-minute gift that slaps? Ships fast. Arrives cold. Feels expensive.
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