CRISPY MASHED POTATO BALLS WITH BLACK CAVIAR
Golden. Crunchy. Creamy. Fancy.
It’s like a tater tot got into NYU Tisch and came back with a new accent.
You’ll need:
Mashed potatoes, Parm, egg, garlic powder, panko, oil, crème fraîche, chives, and a generous spoonful of yes, we’re doing this, aka Hey Caviar.
How it goes down: Mix, roll, freeze. Bread ‘em, fry ‘em, stack ‘em. Top with crème fraîche, caviar, and chives. Serve with Champagne, vodka, or a spicy aioli that definitely wasn’t part of the plan but is now the main event.
TRUFFLE BUTTER POPCORN WITH CAVIAR
Movie night but make it… Oscar bait.
You’ll need:
Popcorn kernels, butter, truffle oil, flaky sea salt, Parmesan (optional), chives, and a small existential crisis in the form of a jar of caviar.
How it goes down: Pop. Drizzle. Toss. Drop the caviar on top like it’s edible confetti. Sip a martini. Press play. Float into your snack era.
CAVIAR-TOPPED CRISPY RICE BITES
Sushi vibes. Snack attack energy. Texture-forward chaos.
You’ll need:
Sushi rice, avocado, lemon, sesame seeds, chives, spicy mayo (if you’re bold), and that blessed jar of Hey Caviar.
How it goes down:
Cook the rice. Chill it. Cut, crisp, and commit.
Top with avocado, caviar, chives.
Add spicy mayo if you believe in happy endings.
Watch them vanish faster than your self-control at 9:47 p.m.